A Battle of Intellect

Something a little more lighthearted in between my two stories of the world which was destroyed by the falling of the sky. I've changed the name out of respect, most Greek names are very long and interchangeable anyway sure.

John Papadopoulos is a man who my friends added whilst on my Facebook some time ago for the purpose of trolling and whatnot. Today however, he noticed something which I wrote on my info section over a year ago. For those of you too lazy to return to my Facebook page which you probably got this link off, under political views it reads: All Greek People Are Gay - FACT! At 17:45 on Sunday June 27th 2010, John Papadopoulos seemed to take some offence to this:

17:45 John
All greek people are gay
I don't agree with this

17:47 Me
but you're gay
and greek
and i must admit you're the only greek person i know
i mean i understand greece has probably the richest history and culture of any country in the world
and that without them who knows what the world would be like today
but oscar wilde had a wife... clearly throughout history all greek people have been as gay as christmas

18:04 John
....
you know that's not true

18:05 Me
listen chap
i really think it is
in generations to come everyone will look back and realise how right i am

18:06 John
you better reconsider before i give you a right bollocking
So every single male person in Greece is gay?
That's fucking ridiculous
you homophobic twit

18:07 Me
hey i'm not homophobic or anything
or racist
i love the greeks, they're one of my favourite peoples, probably my favourite besides the finns
but its just my working theory that they are all gay

18:07 John
Look, okay
I realise ancient Athens had quite a reputation for pederasty and gay love
but that doesn't mean nowadays it's still relevant

18:10 John
Are you saying my Greek father was gay??
Oh no, I won't have that at all
or my grandfather
that's downright insulting

18:11 Me
john some of these claims you are making are very outrageous

18:11 John
what claims??

18:13 John
I will simply not accept your prepostorus claim that all Greek males like other males
that is not, never has been and never will be true
DEAL WITH IT

18:16 Me
are you saying that there's not even the slimmest chance that this is true? i mean, all humans are predisposed to be somewhat attracted to both sexes, i just feel greeks feel that slightly stronger than most

18:16 John
Why would they!?

18:17 Me
you'd be amazed at how relevant an upbringing in a certain nationality or culture can be mr papadopoulos

18:18 John
It's clear you have an issue with Greece and its people for some reason ... have a bad experience with one?

18:18 Me
i don't... i really don't
i love greek people

18:19 John
hah

18:19 Me
i used to always pick greece in rome: total war

18:19 John
... oh so that's okay

18:19 Me
despite their lack of heavy cavalry

18:21 John
I know SEVERAL Greek people who are not even remotely gay or likely to be

18:21 Me
well their clearly the exception that proves the rule
several out of 11,000,000

18:22 John
btw anyone ever tell you you're hot?
I saw your pics
quite attractive
thought you should know